…I finished with a world record shattering time of 1:59:59. The first sub-2 hour marathon in history…AND I did it in my signature Luau VFF’s.
Get yourself a pair today at http://www.vibramsfivefingers.com.
Okay, so no I didn’t. I didn’t even qualify for Boston last year. Shoot, I barely ran a sub 4-hour marathon in my first (and so far only) try. But, somewhere, and I mean that, I did it. I not only won the Boston Marathon, but I won New York, Chicago and London as well.
The coolest part…
-wait for it-
…is so did you!
Of course, it didn’t happen in this universe, but if you are familiar with quantum physics (of which I am – just enough to make a fool of myself) you may also be familiar with the Many Worlds Interpretation (MWI). In a nutshell, MWI states that for every decision we come to in life, both/all choices are in fact made and reality branches off in two or more directions instead of just one.
For the infinite number of choices we could have made since the beginning of time, an infinite number of not-quite-identical worlds have branched off into existence. Infinite worlds – infinite possibilities, all occupying the same space, just not the same reality. This is not fantasy. It is scientific theory that is actually gaining support in the scientific community.
In one of these worlds, all of the right choices have been made to turn me into a world-class marathoner. I am simply the best there was, is, and ever will be. There is also one where YOU are the number one marathoner of all time.
Looking at the glass half empty, I could ask: Why am I not in THAT reality? Why am I stuck here as just an average, every day runner? I point this out not to tease us or make us feel bad. No, I choose to look at the glass as half full. This other me is still me – the other you is still you. We are connected by the fact that we are essentially the same person. So when I am out there pounding the pavement, feeling the legs tire, I can reach across the ether, mentally touching that other reality and channel the world-class me. He’s/I’m out there/right here – occupying the same space, often running the same routes.
The next time you feel yourself lagging, draw on some cross-dimensional strength. I’m sure the Olympic medalist you would be happy to lend a hand.
***I also have a best-selling book, Run Luau Run, available on Amazon and at your local bookstores. Well, somewhere I do.
This makes my brain hurt.
But I do like the idea of the ‘home all day eating bon-bons being fanned by my minions’ me. Oh, and she lives in Big Sur.
Fire up the plane, won’t you? Lunch in Rome sounds divine.
HAHA! This is great!! Now I know I can win the NYC Marathon EASY PEASY!!!
I need to read that book of yours. Can I get a signed copy please??
Do you have a physics background?
Michelle – I will hand deliver a signed copy!
Pete – not really…but I have always found it fascinating and I read a lot.
Honey – Fried Mozzarella at Agrippa?
Oh Matt. You’re speaking my language!
Love this post!!!!
Okay, I’m off to order a copy of your book.
this theory does lend itself to nice thoughts experiments.
still..if there are infinite realities, i’m probably socially awkward in all of them.
somewhere, in some universe…i’m a stange giraffe. or an out-of-tune piano key. or a guy electron failing to get the girl electron.
(i’m either bad at physics or good at self-fulfilling prophecy)
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